PeteOS 98 — Q4 All-Hands

PMicrosoft PowerPoint - [Q4_All_Hands_39.ppt]

A mandatory all-hands celebrating 39 years of continuous operation

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Logistics

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Agenda

17:00	Onboarding & Liquidity EventWelcome drinks. Badge collection.
18:00	Working DinnerRefuelling the pipeline. Catering-led strategy talk.
19:00	Keynote Block 1: Thought LeadershipPresentations. Please hold questions until the end (forever).
20:00	Comfort BreakCircle back with a G&T. Realign over snacks.
20:30	Keynote Block 2: Deep Dives & Hot TakesMore presentations. Peak synergy expected.
22:00	Hard StopMeeting adjourned. Let's take it offline.

Executive Summary

It's a PowerPoint Party
Guests are invited to present a short deck on literally anything
Your specialist subject, a hot take, a ranking, a grievance, a pitch
The more needlessly professional, the better

Presenter Guidelines

4–7 minutes max. The clicker will be confiscated.
Bring your deck on a laptop (for HDMI) or have a link ready
Star wipes, WordArt & Comic Sans are strongly encouraged
Not presenting? Fine. Heckling is a valued stakeholder role.

Q4 KPIs

Snacks

Decks

Morale

Sleep

Source: internal projections. Figures unaudited.

Action Items

Please fill in RSVP.exe by

Any questions? Take it offline.

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Corporate Template 1997

English (UK)

✔RSVP Wizard v3.9

Welcome to the RSVP Wizard. This wizard will register your attendance at . Fields marked * are required by HR.

Full name *

Email address *

Will you attend? *

Yes — accept meeting invite

Tentative

No — decline (with regret)

Number of additional attendees (plus-ones)

Presentation

I will be presenting a deck

Working title of your presentation

Dietary requirements

Message for the birthday stakeholder

📝README.TXT - Notepad

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  FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS  (rev. 39.0)
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Q. What is a PowerPoint party?
A. Everyone who wants to brings a short slide
   deck on any topic they like and presents it
   to the room. Think TED talk, but worse, and
   with drinks.

Q. Do I HAVE to present?
A. No. The audience is a vital part of the
   value chain.

Q. How long should my presentation be?
A. 4-7 minutes. Overruns will be noted in your
   annual review.

Q. What topics are allowed?
A. Anything. Past hits at these things include
   "Why My Cat Is Better Than Your Cat" and
   "A Timeline of Every Sandwich I've Eaten".

Q. How do I bring my slides?
A. On a laptop (we'll plug in via HDMI), as a
   Google Slides link, or email it in advance.
   Keynote users will be tolerated.

Q. What should I bring?
A. Yourself, a deck (optional), a drink
   (encouraged).

Q. Gifts?
A. Your attendance is the deliverable.

Q. Where and when?
A. , 
   
   Open in Google Maps

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🗑Recycle Bin

Name	Original Location	Size
my_20s.zip	C:\LIFE	10 yrs
youthful_metabolism.dll	C:\BODY\SYSTEM	0 KB
knees_original.sys	C:\BODY\DRIVERS	2 KB
staying_out_past_2am.exe	C:\PROGRAM FILES	N/A
age_38.tmp	C:\TEMP	365 days

5 object(s). Empty Recycle Bin? Absolutely not.

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